"So my 6'2" ex-boyfriend, 'Clint', is basically one of the girls. He loved tight jeans, The Decemberists, and writing poetry. One night, while sharing my twin bed in my dorm room he was spooning me and randomly rolled over. I asked him why he stopped spooning me, and he replied, 'I just don't understand...why am I always the big spoon? Why don't you ever spoon me?!' I am 5'2" and 70 pounds less than him."
HOW HEAVY IS HIS FLOW?: Regular. Understand that you're a mammoth, dude. You have 2 options: either be the big spoon, or FORK.
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